Goddamn Townies

[tosca_is_taken]

My bike got stolen. I asked for it because I didn't lock it up. I'm not the sort of person who locks things; not in my nature. My dad gave me that bike. It was the last thing he gave me the Christmas before he died. I don't cry much, but I might tonight.

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[banjopicker16]

My bike got stolen. People fucking suck. "Here is a bike on someone's car, it is obviously for me." Says the thief, but if I should catch someone, I will stick a swizzle stick in their pee-hole.