a survey, stolen from Lisa.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Colin
2. Cols
3. Colin The Bear
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Viva Toast
2. Ergonomic Penguin
3. Colin The Bear
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I can write
2. I can paint, sometimes
3. my political opinions are a mixture of level headed pragmatism and angry ranting, perfectly suitable for any occasion.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My total lack of follow through to my awesome ideas
2. My inability to come up with a coherant worldview
3. I think that if I met myself I might find me unbearable.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. irish
2. german
3. scottish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Wasps, the most evil insect ever
2. Becoming homeless
3. Failure
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. listening to music
2. hanging out with lisa
3. reading the news
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. boxers
2. a t-shirt
3. my glasses
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Belle and Sebastian
2. The Replacements
3. Guided by Voices
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Hideaway- Olivia Tremor Control
2. You Can Get it if You Really Want- Jimmy Cliff
3. Tommy Gun-The Clash
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. successfully organizing a lecture series
2. getting involved in Mail Art
3. playing in a band with my Keytar Rojo
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. the ability to crack each other up
2. a certain amount of independance
3. the ability to listen to me ramble when my brain overflows
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I love ABBA
2. I oil paint regularly
3. I've been mugged (sort of)
(answer: I don't oil paint. I can't afford that stuff!)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. glasses
2. cute hair
3. sneakers
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. get a job that isn't food service or telemarketing...I've tried, but I think I make people uncomfortable during interviews.
2. become a vegitarian
3. handle stress well
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. dicking around on the internet, especially wikipedia
2. driving around aimlessly
3. dungeons and dragons. because I am the alpha nerd.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. go get some sleep
2. yeah
3. that's pretty much it.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. history teacher
2. mayor
3. political hack for hire
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. australia and new zealand
2. malta
3. hungary
THREE KID'S NAMES
1. Walker Texas Newman
2. Optimus Prime Newman
3. Winston Eagle Liberty Pinochet Newman III
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. see a beach full of penguins
2. see the pacific ocean from the other side
3. perpetrate an elaborate joke on the public in my role as mayor, then quickly resign before the backlash can start.