tales of local douchebaggery

[tosei]

Noted musician and ford truck advocate Toby Keith is opening a country theme resteraunt slash music venue in OKC tomorrow, and then one on Vegas next week. I used to feel bad that ol' toby was from OKC, but then I learned that he's actually from Moore, which kind of makes sense. Anyway, the resteraunt is going to be called, I shit you not, Toby

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[thekrakkagar]

You're a genius.

[tosei]

no, but I am a genie. No wishes, please.

[lizzistardust]

Heehee!!!

I went to the media night on Monday and got to see the place. I wasn't impressed. I feels like a barn, the greeters wear teeny little shirts that say "whiskey girl," and there's this really terrible ceiling-high air-brushed picture of him on the wall. Blah.

And actually, the person who's doing that place's website is on our friends lists. ;)

[tosei]

OH MY GOD, I HAVE TO GO NOW FOR THE RIDICULOUS AIRBRUSHED PORTRAIT.

[lizzistardust]

It's worth it. :p

[melcore]

oh wow. that's even worse than willie nelson's "biowillie" diesel fuel that i discovered over the weekend.

what's sad is that toby keith is a self-proclaimed democrat.

[keithdok]

I was also reading something the other day where he was saying that he wrote that infamous "boot up yer ass" song about Afghanistan, and that he wouldn't've written it about Iraq... not that he's not still completely embarassing, just sayin'.

[tosei]

man, I had no idea. You would think with the boot up the ass being the american way and all that he would be all about GWB.

And woody guthrie is selling ethanol now? The 21st century makes less and less sense as it goes on.

[tosei]

Willie Nelson I mean. Sorry, I just got up. Ahh, summer.

[punctuality]

I need to go here.

[tosei]

yes. yes you do. We also have a statue of the man who invented the shopping cart.

[amai_unmei]

You are a marketing genius. :)

[tosei]

Why I haven't been snapped up by madison ave. yet is anyone's guess. I guess that like most great thinkers, I'm ahead of my time.