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toshwood

MQ==

Jul 03, 2008 14:38

Hello, I am Toshiko Sato (in the English format), my friends all call me Tosh. Currently I'm 'alive' in my best friend's computer. On a planet of red blowfish humanoids. Because SOMEBODY who shall remain nameless, yet identifiable as thedashinghero, decided getting us off planet for our safety would be a good idea - thereby rendering any help we might be able ( Read more... )

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bane_archetype July 3 2008, 19:00:53 UTC

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toshwood July 3 2008, 19:05:55 UTC

What are birthdays like? Have you never celebrated yours, Luke? There's usually a party of some sort, hanging out with your friends, having things like cake and ice-cream and whatever else you like - and often you'll get gifts, as well.

bane_archetype July 3 2008, 19:11:47 UTC

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toshwood July 3 2008, 19:13:17 UTC

You've not had one before? Hasn't your mother given you birthday parties growing up? Luke, the minute you get back, you're getting a party. I'll get Owen to help and everything.

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fireball_bitch July 3 2008, 19:35:44 UTC

You're a computer, then?

toshwood July 3 2008, 19:41:01 UTC

Something like that. I used to be alive, then I was shot and died, but apparently whatever great power in the universe is out there wanted me to stick around - so here I am, living in my friend's computer.

fireball_bitch July 3 2008, 19:43:57 UTC

So the electrical currents in your brain were transferred over to a computer?

That's amazing!

toshwood July 3 2008, 19:47:25 UTC

That's the best theory I've got right now, so yes.

It certainly is! I wouldn't like to be trapped in the Dark, which is all there is after death in our world. I'd much rather live in a computer.

docisin July 3 2008, 19:42:33 UTC

This is proof, yet again, Tosh, that we decided to work for an idiot. I'm going to put salt in his coffee for a month.

Oi. Ianto always bloody starts these things. It's not my fault he's got a stick up his arse.

toshwood July 3 2008, 19:46:37 UTC

No you're not, you're going to be so glad he made it back you'll forget all about it. After you slap him one for me, of course.

Oh hush, the two of you both start them all the time - sometimes they're quite amusing.

Owen, we have to have a party for Luke. HAVE TO.

docisin July 3 2008, 19:52:36 UTC

Sure thing, Tosh, I'll shag slap him for you. :D

He's a pain in the arse! And he pisses me off on purpose!!

STOP WITH THE FACE!!!

We can have a ruddy huge one.

toshwood July 3 2008, 20:07:59 UTC

I'm sure you will.

Uh hum, and you don't reciprocate in kind?

I'll 'The Face' at you as much as I like.

We will. I just. I keep thinking about all the kids on Earth, and the really little ones, they're not really knowing what's going on, the babies - but Luke... he's just a baby too - a really smart full grown baby, but still, just a baby....

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idalekdefective July 3 2008, 20:31:10 UTC

The EEE-arth is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shiny aND Briight!

Fishies go FLOOP!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee!

docisin July 3 2008, 20:34:34 UTC

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KILL IT!!!

toshwood July 3 2008, 20:42:35 UTC

No. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU GIVE US OUR PLANET BACK RIGHT NOW.

idalekdefective July 3 2008, 20:46:08 UTC

Is mine! You can't have iiit! I'm plaaying with it!!

WAIT YOUR TURN!!

Vrooooooom. Screeeee. Beep beep.

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thedashinghero July 4 2008, 02:58:04 UTC

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idalekdefective July 4 2008, 09:31:21 UTC

Captain Crunchy iiis fiighting. Make us go BOOM!

Caaan't saaaave eeeevrreyooooonne!

thedashinghero July 4 2008, 16:41:50 UTC

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idalekdefective July 4 2008, 16:52:36 UTC

Captain Crunchy Munchy Moo!!!!

Humans are squishy. We make them go SQUISH!!!

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