2nd☆Star: EAT ALL THE THINGS [Turkeyfield]

[tosurpassgod]

Action - 5723 Cunningham Lane - Morning

[Black☆Star is doing his usual one-handed push-ups in front of the TV when he hears the mysterious voice proclaiming today is the day of complimentary turkey. He's understandably skeptical about the entire situation, but he goes to the front porch and sure enough, there's a perfectly delicious-looking turkey

Comments

[causticat]

[There is a small white cat also in the park, watching this running idiot with unimpressed green eyes.

What even?]

[tosurpassgod]

[Somewhere around the 3000th lap, he decides to take a break. It's then that the cat catches his eye, and he takes a few steps towards it]

Ha! Even cats know to watch greatness when they see it!

[causticat]

I would have labelled it stupidity. Why are you running aimlessly?

[tosurpassgod]

[Oh, a talking cat? And here he thought Soul owned the only talking cat]

It's called training! You've never run laps before?

Morning

[bestweaponever]

[She looks over from the sink where the mornings dishes are soaking and to the table. Where Black☆Star set a turkey.]

Where did that come from?

[tosurpassgod]

[He shrugs]

I dunno. The guy in TV said something about free untouched turkey and then there was a turkey on the front porch. That's good enough for me!

[bestweaponever]

[She nods.]

I suppose turkey alone isn't a sufficient meal. What should I make?

[tosurpassgod]

Mashed potatoes! And stuffing! And corn! And casseroles! And more potatoes! And a ham!