Gotta Love 'em

[tosweet]

Being in love is so much fun.
Gabe Flores and Jeff Miller are my new lovers.
I've never been so excited to go to work!

Life is lovely when all day you are surrounded by penis.

Comments

[iluvangelina]

Awwwh, Oprah in love, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy insdie, no nevermind thats just indigestion hahaha that was such a jew joke. ANyways babe babe babe I'm gonan call you babe just to piss you off jk you know I love you sugar muffin hahahaa. I'm too cool for words I swear. Here I pulled a Linda Tripp and recorded our phone call (wow that joke was so only for white people, did you get it?)

Oprah: Watch my phone is going to cut out right when I'm in the middle of my amazing story.
Noah: Shut up and just tell me.
Oprah: Okay where to start where to start, SUMMER LOVIN HAD ME A BLAST, JESUS CHRIST IT HAPPENED FAST, MET TWO BOYS, used them like toys, Gabe Flores is so amazing he saved a baby from a blazing bulding. ooooooooo he also..................... click

CAN I SEE NO LIFE?

NO LIFE.

I LOVE YOU

[dirtychoirchick]

I love how I posted... but it didn't post. Soooo I'll post again!!! Sorry I didn't answer this morning. I never heard it vibrate....(never HEARD it....).... anyways. *ask me to say that out loud next time you're with me*. Why aren't you home yet??? I wanted you to come over for dinner... and then go to the book sale store with me. I guess I'll wait. I love you Oprah!!!
*Muah*