Guess who 0 is. No, seriously.
0: yeah, it was pathetic
0: i couldn't get hard enough to go in
0: for a while
E: ....
0: so she sucked me off till i was hard enough
0: know how you have that semi boner sometimes where it's hard but not cut a diamond hard?
E: no
E: not really
0: hmm
0: well, whatever
0: in any case, it took some head to get me hard enough to go in
0: i was doing it slow and easy
0: but this girl likes it rough
0: as in bed slamming into the wall rough
E: were you sober
0: yeah
0: it was 4pm
E: ......
E: was this a pity thing
0: haha
0: yes
0: she was like "virginity is retarded and you're pathetic"
E: did she come
0: nah
0: lol
0: it was terrible on my end
0: i was going fine till the harder harder
0: nutted in 2 minutes
0: also, it hurt going in
0: this girl was TIGHT
E: (name)'s great failure
0: hey, it was my first
0: honestly, if not for her wanting my bed to break through the wall i could have gone about 5-10 easy
0: dome was better than sex
E: i dunno
0: yeah..i had my first hookup, blowjob, handjoband sex in 20 minutes