How to talk like you're cool...

[totally_omg]

....pushing my anti-socialness to an all time high i have decided to make up my own language for people who want to talk like they are cool...here is what i have so far.
Memorize this if you want to be cool in the future.

Sleep = Keepin Dees
Looking out the window = popping steene
Showering = swabbing

Thats all i've got so far.

Comments

[ruck]

I didn't get a chance to have enough keepin' dees last night...

[totally_omg]

that would have to be translated into "i didnt keep enough dees last day".

[totally_omg]

i would also like to add that the word "scenery", has been replaced with "skeevage", as in "hey man, pop that skeevage"

[senorita]

oh good lord.