okay. so i have a couple of things i neeed to do. i wish i had just copious amounts of free time so that i could put all my goals on a regimented schedule and acheive them. however, in the real world, i have to find time to put these goals into motion around working and being a lazy silly time waster of time ( Read more... )

much like the men in life ( Read more... )

yes. i have still taken to adding -ica to the end of my words. i will forever and a day do it. and no one will be the wiser that it all harkens back to defacing headshots. work it sticky ( Read more... )

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i cuddle and huddle around this video which provides ample amounts of warmth during this not-so-cold winter. It's amazing to me that sometimes a song can make you just feel so much. just to feel, the verb of feeling. my body swoons with this song. it takes me back to a very very cold duplex during the winter which bri and i decided not to turn the ( Read more... )

okay. so i got my braces off. and for some reason, i was stoked and sad all at the same time. i assumed that once my teeth were straight. someone was going to immediatley run up to me and offer me a contract for a sitcom. or a movie. or something. anything. where's my fame ( Read more... )

everytime i get the hiccups, i am scared that i am going to be like that guy from ripleys believe it or not that hiccups for like, 30 years. and that ill have to walk through life with these awful involuntary inflections of noises coming from my body that sound like im constantly being "taken aback" by something in the wake of my existence ( Read more... )

there is something so inately awkward about the holidays. everything. its always a little awkward. the family coming together out of tradition, expectation, sharing silly stories and telling tales to pass the time. all of this is of course facilitated by alchohol which makes the holidays slightly cushier. making it easier to slide into the awkward ( Read more... )

i always turn into an emotional mess around this time of year. i well with joy at the sappiest commercials, a charlie brown christmas sends me into a fit of tears and im filled with a desire to re-evaluate my life and all that goes with it. this is the holidays ( Read more... )

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just a lil something for yous all!