loner memoirs

[totallypatrick]

i always go for a drive when i'm in a mood like this, but listening to voice mail messages never helps

Comments

[alrightfornow]

i'll go out with you, patrick! but we can't kiss or anything.

oh yeah well

[tinyfolk]

i'll go out with patrick and I'll put out.

Re: oh yeah well

[alrightfornow]

slut!

Re: oh yeah well

[totallypatrick]

those are my only two requirements!

[truthaboutcelia]

First time I saw one of those Old Navy fleece commercials she was the first thing I noticed. Gotta tap that.

[totallypatrick]

finally

someone commented on the central theme of this post. she's so hot...don't you just want to beat the hell out of her with a hose or something?

[truthaboutcelia]

...um, hose...yeah...*backs away slowly*

[totallypatrick]

damn..i always come on a little strong with the violence thing.

i meant to say..um..greet her with a rose. yes. greet the hell out of her with a rose.

[totallypatrick]

she's really not that hot. i don't like blondes very much at all usually. i just really like the way she says, "bomber jackets" and the way she shakes her tambourine.

and you have no reason to say sorry. i was in a gay mood just because; i can't expect you to always be excite about hanging out.

[acceptedbyone]

guess i was wrong about the whole not a lot of comments.

p.s. i think it's nice you comment back to all the people who comment you. i don't usually put that much effort into things. good job

[totallypatrick]

hah, yeah. but in case you didn't notice, most of the comments are about the old navy girl and other light stuff. most people don't really respond a whole lot to the other things i have to say.

and it's only fair to reply. if they read it and give feedback, i want to let them know i appreciate it.

[i_me1t]

people should really stop loving blondes so much

[totallypatrick]

like i said, i'm really not a very big fan of blondes at all. i like short brunettes with round faces.

but i agree, i_me1t. blondes are overrated.