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[totallyrufus]

So, it sucks that my happiness is directly related to how well I do at standup comedy on any given night. Luckily, tonight I had a killer set. The first set sucked and I was in the greenroom reevaluating my life, and the headliner, bobby slyton (who is amazing and you should all come to the improv to see him if you live in houston) comes into the

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[stpauligirl]

can we go to house of pies before we move? What do I have to do? I'll write some jokes, I'll learn how to make balloon animals, I'll make fun of white people... whatever it takes

(hey, if you can pull the guilt trip, I can too dammit)

[mmhmichael]

harris, didn't you tell me that 'faggot' meant the same thing as 'friend'? no wonder you were so relieved, you and bobby slyton are now friends - that's a wonderful thing.