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[totallyrufus]

Ive been in mexico for a week and its been spictacular. Mexicans are a tiny, magical people. id never been waverunnign before and its so awesome. i like to pretend im james bond and my mission is to save seals by looking at them, and i do! i come home tomorrow, where i can masturbate comfortably in my own bed. so if you want to throw a welcome back

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[theidiotking]

i find your observations and choice on language to be offensive, hateful, and sarcastic. good luck making it in the world, unless you want to, like, be a stand-up comic or something. negroes? what is that?

dave

ow

[shutupsara]

my anus suddenly hurts.

take heed brother...

[jamiegoeseurope]

yeah i don't know about the new book... i think the only stories that made me laugh out loud were "baby einstein" and the one about anne frank's house and the last one... and thats only because i saw that mofo read those last two outloud... but i'll probably get drunk and read them again and have an entirely new perspective...