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[totallyrufus]

This weekend I cam to the realization that my relationship with food is the exact same as my relationship with girls. If I have a big plate of food in front of me that is delicious and sauteed to perfection, I only take a few bites. When I am at my apartment late at night and all there is to eat is pickle juice and butter, I want that big plate of

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hmm

[slyman16]

Look i'm not gonna be a dick and compare you to some shitty local comedian in houston, but I will say that your whole women to food analogy, as fun as it is to toy with, has been in existance well before you even liked women. In fact, I believe me and Grant Miller (this kid I slept with in 2nd grade)were the co founders of such a metaphorical extravaganza

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[totallyrufus]

I love our new cyber S & M verbal realtionship. You fuckin cunt. I love you.