bannana banna bo boosan SUSAN!

[totallytypical]

well after a fabulous weekend ... i knew the time was about due for susan to blow, and let me tell you she did.  there was a desperate need for a serious conference one on one with her. and this was the place to do it.

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[alyssfaith]

what happened details

[much2cool4schol]

a) coco's rooooooools
b) yo horse, what she flip a bitch at??

[totallytypical]

you know susan... she gets out of line sometimes.. i just had to put her in her place!

[alyssfaith]

Yo, check me out. My name is Amber, and here's how I do. I got nonstop hotness, hardcore learning disabilities, constant horniness, and I'm rockin' one leg. Whoo! Yeah! I don't know what they can do to me, 'cause this bird is already Swanned out! All I want is some medicine for my ringworm, and a cool-ass face tattoo. What-what?!

Damn, I'm looking good. Who needs a swan? I'm a flamingo! [hops over to the mirror] Oooooh! This tattoo makes me horny! [she tongues the corner of her mouth]

Who cares? I didn't want to win, anyway. [hops and farts] Yeah, I farted. Jealous? [hops and farts]

I'm outtie, nerds! I'm going to go on Howard Stern and have a midget throw balonie at my ass! Suck it!

[totallytypical]

omg loves the swannnnnnnnnnnnnn!