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[totalsnoop]

Is it just me or is there way too much negative energy on here? I mean really, let's be serious - it's the Christmas season, you're supposed to put all your hatred and anger behind you and embrace one another and sing carols and get so drunk off eggnog that you end up snogging people in the broom shed when no one's looking.

Speaking of snogging. I

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[tenticketthrill]

Audacious Ravenclaw first years you say? I swear, they're getting bolder and bolder every year! I'm not entirely sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I mean, on the one hand, a little confidence is a good thing, but that one sounds like he's got nothing to be confident about, now does he?

[totalsnoop]

I know! I always thought Ravenclaws were the shy ones who couldn't even speak to pretty girls without stuttering. Life as we know it has drastically changed, if you ask me.

[tenticketthrill]

Well, I don't know about that. I mean, there are Ravenclaws like that, I suppose, but there are also Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs and maybe Slytherins like that although any Slytherin would probably deny it. But Christmas does seem to be the time when even the shyest boy can use mistletoe as a convenient excuse to steal a kiss from a pretty girl they wouldn't dare approach otherwise, hey?

[thatpotterbloke]

Lav, have you seen Ron lately? Hermione just reminded me we have some star chart due on monday for Trelawney. I already checked the common room, the pitch and the kitchens and he wasn't in any of them.

And, uhm. Sorry to hear that that snog didn't turn out well for you.

[totalsnoop]

I was just with him in one of the classrooms - I think it was on the third floor. I'm pretty sure he's back to the common room by now, though; we were planning on meeting there in a bit.

Thank you, Harry! Your sympathy soothes my pain and chapped lips.

By the way, how are you and Ginny doing? You're dating for far longer than I ever imagined in a billion years and I'm surprised you haven't cut her loose yet going pretty strong, I see?

[terry_claw]

That's...hilarious.

[totalsnoop]

IS NOT.

You tell me next time you're innocently walking down a corridor and someone pounces on you and slides their slimy, disgusting, most likely wart-filled tongue down your throat and then see how hilarious it is!

[freehermione]

I can't see how that sounds any different than the disgusting, saliva-filled kisses you and Ronald exchange.

[totalsnoop]

Well, for one Ron is taller than me so he doesn't have to pull down my hair. Also he has red hair and not brown hair. And although his tongue is probing, it's a good kind of probing. Oh, and he actually kisses well, rather than that first year. If you like, I can meet you and go through all the reasons why Won-Won is a good kisser.

[freehermione]

I can think of exactly twelve things I'd rather do and eight of them are potentially fatal, so I think I'd better decline. That you would even suggest that I would be even remotely interested in such a thing is just... just sick.

[totalsnoop]

Sick? That's a little overdramatic, don't you think? I mean, it's just KISSING. Everyone does it.

[cornerthewhiz]

...AHAHAHAHAHA TERRY IS RIGHT. THAT IS HILARIOUS.

[totalsnoop]

Again I repeat: IS NOT.

[cornerthewhiz]

Totally IS. Best part? You probably secretly liked it, Lav. You know you did.