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[totalsnoop]

I was at my cousin Annabelle's place a while back and she was telling me about these box things where you can write stuff and it shows up and it's basically like a diary, but with better colours and you don't actually have to worry about quills or parchments or losing them. Apparently it's a really big muggle thing and anyone who's anyone has one.

Comments

[freehermione]

The Lavender Brown System? Don't get your hopes up.

Besides which, I was not focused on anything but the practice so I have no idea what you're talking about. And that rating business is entirely degrading. Cormac is more like an 8/10, not a 7. Especially if Ronald is what you consider a 9.

[totalsnoop]

HERMIONE?

IS THAT YOU?

WHAT THE

WHAT ARE YOU

THIS IS MY

HOW DID YOU

[freehermione]

I don't suppose your cousin Annabelle explained to you about the internet and the sheer lack of privacy it affords?

Or, in simpler terms, anything you write on here more or less instantly pops up on the screen of whomever is hooked up to a Hogwarts computer. All they have to do is click "View Update."

[totalsnoop]

...Annabelle is so dead.

I can't believe this. How do you know so much about the ... internet?

[cornerthewhiz]

...

I think I just read way more information than I wanted to know.

[totalsnoop]

HOW COME EVERYONE IS ABLE TO READ THIS?

This is PRIVATE.

[cornerthewhiz]

Lavender, I hate to break this to you, but everyone who has a "compeweter" can read this.

...Also, it's a computer.

[totalsnoop]

What's a computer?

And wait, what do you mean everyone can read this?

[abbotted]

Hi, Lavender! It's so nice to see you! And I agree, it would have been better if the boys took their shirts off. Maybe next time?

[totalsnoop]

...

[abbotted]

Oh, I was just wondering. Did you happen to understand the Care of Magical Creatures assignment? I'm having some trouble with it.

[totalsnoop]

...Um. Sure, Hannah. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, when I'm not horrifed by the internet.