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Jul 24, 2003 15:37

I've been really concerned about my teeth for the last few days. More specifically, my gums. Don't ask me why ( Read more... )

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Bad Dentists nuncstans July 24 2003, 20:08:34 UTC
superchango, who has never posted anything but whose identity you might be able to guess by process of elimination, had all of his healthy teeth filled by a crooked dentist at the age of, like, four. He never had a natural cavity yet has multiple fillings in every tooth.

I guess that doesn't help, does it?

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klingrap July 24 2003, 20:12:54 UTC
Are we the only two people in this city who don't feel the need to be in therapy? Sheesh. I don't need to pay someone to tell me what my problems are and why they're my problems... I mean, they're MY problems and I know why I have them, and if I wanted to solve them I'd probably just solve them, y'know?

In other news, you should really floss your teeth. As far as I can tell, the only thing flossing regularly does is prevent your gums from bleeding the next time you floss, but boy is that worth it! Flossing is fun. You can put your fingers in your mouth without anyone giving you funny looks, plus it's an excellent way to tell what you've last eaten if you're too drunk to remember.

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3rdworldcinema July 24 2003, 20:23:32 UTC
I hate flossing HATE HATE HATE flossing

buy an electric toothbrush and use listerarin 2x a day

do it for 2 weeks and you can bitch slap me if you dont FEEL the difference

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dentalia claudelemonde July 24 2003, 21:27:06 UTC
i didn't floss, and i smoke, and i didn't go to the dentist for two years out of fear/shame, and then i went and got four fillings (and need two more!) all of which coulda been avoided by my flossing, which i didn't do because i'm lazy and also tended to pass out after drinking 4-5nights/week, which sort of precludes flossing. it's not like i get hammered and then whip out the Glide. but since that experience, i've been flossin' like J.Lo in Tiffany's and it's apparently reversed the minor gingivitis i had coming on. you should hook it up, charlie.

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you're gonna end up with zombie teeth like me constintina July 24 2003, 22:35:23 UTC
i have the exact same problem as you. i'm very scared. I tried getting diligent with the listerine and floss but i ran out of listerine and the flossing was just too gory. I feel like my gums are changing color and are swollen in some spots and receding in others. all my teeth are obviously rotting away anyway. will the remnants fall out, or will they completely disintegrate first? i will never, ever have insurance and i will never, ever be able to afford a dentist. god damn it!

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Re: you're gonna end up with zombie teeth like me mysteryfood July 26 2003, 04:36:11 UTC
HAHA. welcome to the no insurance club. My only cosolation is no teeth=better blow jobs. I'll be a goddamn master before I'll get to see a dentist.

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