Comments | totentanz: Is this a test?

totentanz

Is this a test?

Jul 22, 2006 02:04

Because if this is a test, I'd like to know what I'm supposed to do.

At least I don't wear hats.

Pants may be a problem, however.

...well, swell comeuppance for a father neglectful.

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Vergil clearasheaven July 22 2006, 08:48:02 UTC

Neglectful? Or are you simply impatient when your demands are not met at precisely the moment you assume they should be?

What would you have me say, Vergil? Not to even consider it? Fine. No, Vergil, consider it not, for it is nothing but a fool's errand, and no matter what you wish to believe, you are far from a fool. But what is the point? And I ask you this honestly. You have, even as a child, been incredibly contrary about what you say and what you do. We could beg you until we turn blue in the face, and in the end you will do exactly as you wish.

You say a decision has yet to be made, yet am I to honestly believe this? Personally? And take no offense at this, because that is certainly not how this is intended, but the blunt, honest truth. I believe whatever is to happen has already been decided by you, despite what I, or anyone else, may say otherwise.

I...Hn. Well. Take this as you wish. You will, at any rate, to begin with. It is a pity, really. I...Well, it is no matter, anyway.

Elder totentanz July 22 2006, 10:24:49 UTC

Oh, Elder.

Perhaps it is, perhaps I am, perhaps I have. However... there's nothing left for... heh. The failed half, so to speak.

I better not be itching because I came with something. Going to kill the imp.

Vergil clearasheaven July 22 2006, 10:36:40 UTC

Of course not, because you can't arse yourself to do anything more. So why not run off to Hell to try and take over. Yes, that is it exactly, and a more stupid logic there will never be. Honestly, leave that kind of over-dramatization for your 'better' half. If you wish to believe you're the 'failed' half, I won't stop you. But honestly, stop being so damned emo. It burns.

And this is why we do not do dealings with imps, because they are filthy and diseased.

Elder totentanz July 22 2006, 10:40:36 UTC

Yes, because making comments automatically makes one emo. Is it no wonder... Hm.

Well. There's no point in saying anything at all if it's to be mocked.

Your opinion is part of the consideration.

No, this is why we do not do dealings with Superman, because he curses us for eternity with IMPS FROM THE FIFTH DIMENSION.

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