☁1st Report☀ [Everthing; English]

[totes_smartski]

[The communicator turns on video and a young woman is seen on screen. She's standing and looks worried.]
FLIIIINNNTTTT!!!!

Wha-? Huh? Where'd the licorice go?

[She looks around and soon adopts a confused expression.]

Where am I? What...This isn't the giant meatball... At least...it's not where I was just a second ago.

[Sam starts to walk around

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[rules_the_north]

Sardines?

[Video ---> Text]

[totes_smartski]

Huh? Sardines?

Oh! How cool! Anyone can contact me! Um...where's the text button again...oh there it is!

[Text]

What about sardines?

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[rules_the_north]

Flint.

[Text]

[totes_smartski]

Yes! Flint! Do you know him!?

[witchoftheweek]

Please read this

...Giant meatball?

[totes_smartski]

WHOA!? So this is some sort of alternate universe? Amazing! These scientists are simply amazing! Going through the fabrication of time and space and--

Yes, giant meatball.

[witchoftheweek]

Amazing is not the word I should use.

...why was there a giant meatball?

[totes_smartski]

It's certainly interesting, not a place I wanna be stuck in. But the technology they use is so incredibly advanced.

Because the flmsdrfsa....the...the...Flint's invention went haywire and is about to cause a catastrophe.

1/IDEK

[totes_inventski]

Huh?

[totes_inventski]

Wait...

[totes_inventski]

Sam?

[totes_inventski]

SAM IT IS YOU!

[defendnhills]

...giant meatball?

[totes_smartski]

Yes! The giant meatball in the sky!

[defendnhills]

[Talking animals, volcano blasts, spitting bombs, whatever the heck Homestar is... He might be starting to get used to the crazy.]

This normal where you're from?

[totes_smartski]

Nope!

An invention when crazy and we were trying to get rid of it before I was sent here.