Bonekill [Jrock!Narutoorgy; R]

[tothe_slaughter]

Title: Bonekill
Author: the-lady-lamb (with a lot of input and help from judo_creature and a1kuna)
Genre: Naruto
Sub-genre: Porn/Fanservice/Jrock/AU/Amazing
Summary: Sakura's just as into fanservice as the next girl, but when that fanservice involves your boyfriend in front of a crowd of just under six-thousand screaming fans and goes on for two hours, it starts to weigh on you

Comments

[demondreams]

"There's bonekill, Naruto, and then there's your bitch."
"Sakura doesn't kill boners," Naruto says dejectedly, "she smashes them in her womanly fury."
"Like Wonderwoman," Gaara says offhandedly."

I laughed so hard I woke up the house, oops. I saw some similar antics in a cideo of a Malice Mizer concert once. oh how I love J-Rock!
I like how it's very detailed without getting wordy or bogged down. The only complaint I have personaly is the font size which is a bit small for me, but then I'm blind sooo. "like Wonderwoman" Thats so great. ::goes to mem::
cord-chan

[antisaints]

Fan. Fucking. Tastic.

[kyandii_holic]

Visual Kei + Naruto = Instant WIN.

Not only you've mixed up my fandoms in an awesome way but this was some good written crack! :D

[dark_angel_isla]

Wow, that made me feel really...wow, like a fangirl. I can just picture all of them in a band together, XD.

I like how you told this from Sakura's pov.

This was amazing...

[chronophobe]

I read "Like wonderwoman" as

"Like underwear"

And I was so confused.
And amused.
But mostly confused.

[tothe_slaughter]

Have I told you lately how much I adore you. Have I.

[chronophobe]

Haha.
Question:

how do you say "Happy New Years" in that one language we're studying... you know, that one? With the name...?

about.com is giving me very random translations, so I am wary.