"If you really loved somebody you'd give up everything for them."
Eric thought this as he pulled his dick out and over his boxers elastic band. He said it to himself in his head with no actual thought involved, it came to him as if recited but it had the significance of eleven random words placed in no specific order. he noted the emptiness of it ( Read more... )

If it's words you want
I've got plenty.

Today's date is four twenty two thousand and six.
Most of you do know what that means by now...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
JOEY LAWRENCE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO MORE SALAMI FOR ME

at least for a week.

EDIT:

Salami sounds good right now actually.

All Males No Nails Night!!!
You know what that means....

PORNO!!!!

"Tell me, Amigo,
do you know why boom-boom movies are so popular? Do you know why young males, especially, love, simply love, to see things blown apart?
It's freedom.
Freedom from the material world. Subconsciously, people feel trapped by our culture's confining buildings and its relentless avalanche of consumer goods. So, when they watch all this ( Read more... )

I would like to die in a swoop and squat Airship accident. I would like to be standing on top of the balloon with my gaze towards the Pacific and Dupuy de Lôme in the cab underneath me.
"Ho-ho! Le renard sait beaucoup de choses mais le hérisson sait une grande chose!!!"
he'd yell from the barred openings of his great helm up to me, and I'd laugh ( Read more... )

"I hope the exit is joyful…

and I hope never to return ."

"History is made by some motherfucker dreaming up some crazy-ass plan, trying to put it into effect, fucking shit up."

Super-hero
What do you think of when you see that word or hear it? If you thought of Marvel or DC Comics, then fuck you. Okay, not really, but just hear this, Marvel and DC are jointly filing to trademark the word "Super-hero"... what the fuck?? Yeah, they wanna put a lil' TM beside it so they can scare off and harass any independant comic company ( Read more... )