Sometimes I don't know how I run into the trouble I do, but it's startring to make for very worthwhile stories.

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Jesus CHRIST, the ETS  board is full of pimps.  They charge $15 for EACH EXTRA SCHOOL you want to send your scores to!  What the fuck!?!?!

By the time my apps are completely finished, applying to graduate school will have cost me over $600 and countless hours of my time.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/47382933.html

My unfortunate story has been immortalized on the "best of..." section of craigslist.  My mom would be so proud.

ashlee simpson on snl

hahahaha.

http://homepage.mac.com/njenson/movies/jonstewartcrossfire.html

Jon Stewart on Crossfire.  Homie Tucker was at a complete loss for words when it came to defending his journalistic credibility.  This is a must see.

I am currently downloading "Like Dylan in the Movies" by Belle and Sebastian from a character named niggaplease@kazaa.com.

Is that strange?

O'Reilly hit with sexual harassment lawsuit

It's been a tough couple of days. I'm going to partially remedy it by going to Atlantic City, playing slot machines, and chilling on the boardwalk. I'll be back in NY in time for poker night, no worries.

Test date: October 27th.  Noon.  Eeeeee.

The analogies and reading comprehension on the GRE will be the death of me.