My Penis

[touchmypenisplz]

This should be a hallmark card:
I like it when you touch my penis
Warm fingertips, on my penis
all the touching and feeling
Happy birthday

Comments

YOURMYHERO

[zatruklaz]

omfg my penis is that sensitive too!

[darkarmageddon]

woo... that is one HELL of a birthday card. Now, are you asking Ptor to touch your penis? because that's plain unsanitary

[babysheep05]

agrees

wtf

[touchmypenisplz]

How in the shit did you get my LJ? actually don't answer i wont read it for another month

Re: wtf

[babysheep05]

me? you TOLD me. . . on IM like..um...a while ago. *shrugs* is that a problem?