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mother comes out with long hair:
AHHHHH. My eyes. x_X THIS IS SO WRONG. MOTHER!
...no one else's mother is this weird. Did my dad just giggle from molesting a jar of alcohol?
AHHHHH. My eyes. x_X THIS IS SO WRONG. MOTHER!
...no one else's mother is this weird. Did my dad just giggle from molesting a jar of alcohol?
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If you decide to take tomorrow off, it behooves you to tell the truth. But if you'd rather get a little creative, take a look at what other excuses employees have given for not going to work:
1. Employee didn't want to lose the parking space in front of his house.
2. Employee hit a turkey while riding a bike.
3. Employee said he had a heart attack early that morning, but that he was "all better now."
4. Employee donated too much blood.
5. Employee's dog was stressed out after a family reunion.
6. Employee was kicked by a deer.
7. Employee contracted mono after kissing a mailroom intern at the company holiday party and suggested the company post some sort of notice to warn others who may have kissed him.
8. Employee swallowed too much mouthwash.
9. Employee's wife burned all his clothes and he had nothing to wear to work.
10. Employee's toe was injured when a soda can fell out of the refrigerator.
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"...with acid!"
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....tells the gasmask children
"I am very angry with you!"
....they obey
"I am so glad that worked! Those would have been terrible last words."
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...can a text have a son? Is that even possible? Now
Maybe the 6th edition got together with the 7th edition & made a son!
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