So a pirate walks into a bar with a rudder attached to his crotch...

And then...

Stop me if you know this one...

PAT SUCKS IT HARD.

Ok, ok. So I cheated a little. I would've put someone else's picture, but if they ever happened to find it, they would probably be really creeped out. A lot.

Hi, Jordan.

I would just like to make it known that I am the ruler of everything.

Ever.