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Character: Mordin Solus
Series: Mass Effect
Character Age: Late thirties
Job: Inter-species Relations Consultant
Canon:
Commander Shepard and their ragtag crew of aliens and humans set out to defeat a rogue space CIA agent named Saren, succeeding in doing so and thereby saving the galaxy. Two years passed, and Shepard is recruited by an organization known as Cerberus for the purpose of defeating the Collectors - a race of mysterious beings kidnapping humans from colonies all over the galaxy. To successfully perform the assumed suicide mission, Shepard gathers a team of all backgrounds and specialties to help stop the Collector threat.
Mordin Solus, a salarian scientist, is recruited to do research on the Collectors and equipment upgrades for the mission. Though he may look like a wimpy doctor, Mordin served in a salarian Special Tasks Group - he can handle himself, and a gun, perfectly well in combat. Friendly and incredibly intelligent, Mordin also offers comic relief with his offhanded remarks and lack of mental filter as he talks away; he’s not concerned with your squeamishness nor your attention span. He has the soul of a mad scientist and an analytical eye, but does have a sense of ethics; even though he believes the ends justify the means, he still wants to avoid senseless death and pain and help people instead.
As a note, Mordin’s verbal tic involves speaking in sentence fragments and rambling, thinking out loud and answering his own questions. He’s described as “a hamster on coffee.”
Sample Post:
Inter-dimensional crossover point. Fascinating. Strange place to put it, Earth farmland not ideal for all species. Corn also not ideal food supply for all species. Considering amount of humans present, curious that Director did not plant grain instead. Still, potential use for “camp” as hub between dimensions. Incredible possibilities. Space already vast and complex, many species, but worlds beyond may add even more.
Therefore, more species to intermingle and attempt romance or fornication! Can get very complicated, various barriers in place. Anatomical, biological, psychological, cultural. But no need to worry. Questions, concerns, advice, all available from trained medical professional. Confidentially guaranteed. Have plenty of experience dealing with inter-species relationships - have encountered many races, many tastes, many problems both biological and medical. Hope to make camper and counselor experiences not awkward. Enjoyable! Purple primates and reanimated human corpses holding hands, travelling together in direction of quarters… unless privacy not required by personal preference.
Marcy in particular allows little privacy. Can’t have closed quarters when trapped in silo. However, most of body made up of many tentacles. Aware some have a fetish for the flexibility of such appendages. If desire to make positive contact with Marcy, suggest slow approach. Large appendages make for difficulty adjusting, best not to create serious injury or death. Approach with caution - Marcy is very aggressive in making contact with camp population. Mostly unwanted advances, causes psychological trauma and sudden camper transformation into a small fuzzy animal… problematic for camper more than Marcy.
If Marcy not ideal, possibly pursue relations with a gorilla. Much closer to humans genetically and physiologically, and not constrained to single area. Can hold hands with, if so desired. Lack same flexibility as Marcy, but not entirely rigid. Caution, however, since like Marcy the gorillas have been observed to be very… rough when handling campers. Do carry common human ecto and endoparasites - mites and ticks main concern. Recommend medical examination after, just in case.
If all goes well, would offer oils or ointments to aid… but am aware of ban on sexual activity. Keep in mind to avoid potential disappointment and frustration. Can provide oils for taking care of frustration in private. If concerned about receiving advice from non-human species, re-consider racism. Wish you luck! Very excited to see outcome of encounters - new diseases to study, new transfer vectors, new allergic reactions to fluids. Looking forward to making the best of time spent here, doing research... where no salarian has gone before.
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