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[toughestknd]

[Hello, Mayfield. Have an angry Australian kid yelling into the phone.]Alright, I'm gonna give ya ten seconds to tell me what's going on here! What's with all these dorky clothes and toys in my room?! What'd you do with my parents and my baby brother?! And who moved my house to this lame neighborhood

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[swordthrowing]

And just what number are you counting to, exactly?

[ It would seem that an adult has entered the room behind you. She doesn't look the slightest bit amused, either. ]

[toughestknd]

Didn't you hear me? I said ten! [Oh, wait. That voice is coming from behind him!]

Where did you come from?!

[swordthrowing]

Eleven comes after ten, I'm afraid.

I live here. Unfortunately. [ sighing ] You didn't just wake up here, did you?

[toughestknd]

Then that means time's up already! And yeah, I did. Why?

[numbuh_five]

[On the other end of the line, Numbuh Five facepalmed.]

Numbuh Four. If you're gonna count at least do it right!

[toughestknd]

I am! Hey, what number comes after 6?

[numbuh_five]

Geesh, it's the number seven, Numbuh Four. Didn't Numbuh Five help you with your math homework?

[toughestknd]

Yeah, but then I came up with new answers!

[noneed_2worry]

Um... we've been kidnapped. Kinda.

[toughestknd]

Well duh! I'm tryin' to figure out who was dumb enough to kidnap ME!

[noneed_2worry]

Yeah, I don't really know either... Everyone keeps saying it's the town's doing, like it was alive or something.

[toughestknd]

Well that's stupid. Towns can't kidnap people!

[toughestknd]

...oh.

Well, you just counted for me then! Now, tell me what I wanna know!

[toughestknd]

House?! So I'm stuck here playing some stupid girl game?! Forget-- eh... zombies?

[whatthequack]

[Well this voice is a blast from the past...]

N-Numbuh 4?!

[toughestknd]

Huh? Who is this?

[whatthequack]

It's Ahiru! Or, well, I guess you don't remember me anymore...

H-hi!

[toughestknd]

Hm... nope! Never heard of an Ahiru before.