Mama and My songs
Me and Mama singing about Sadiq
Sing, O Muse, of how much of a jerk Sadiq is~
And how he led on my poor like Herakles~
Sadiq is ugly and really mean
All he does is make me clean
But one day I'll be free
Then I'll make HIM clean for ME!
O Sadiq, you rotten man
I bet that's not even an all-over tan
Seeing as you never remove the voluminous robes
That constantly swathe thee from head to toes~
Sadiq's a jerk and doesn't care
All he does is curse and swear
I thought he wants to be my friend
But in the end, it's just pretend!
Sadiq, Sadiq, O Sadiq you jerk
Now we see your disguise won't work
For underneath the mask we see
You're just a foullittlerazzafrazzainsectofa[censored]parthenondestroyer[ceeeeensored]needstogodieinaFIRE
My good night song to Mama
Good night, mama, sleep in peace
Watching over you is Greece
I will keep you safe and sound
While you lie here on the ground
Don't you worry anymore
What the future has in store
Or the past, cause that's all through
Cause for now, I'll still love you
A Song About A Jerk
I wanted to go to the prom
And asked Sadiq instead of mom
I looked real nice from head to toes
Cause I was wearing Egypt's clothes
Sadiq didn't like what I was wearing
All he did was stand there staring
Then he made me take it off
And I was crying while he scoff'd
I thought I wouldn't get to go
And I was sad and full of woe
But he gave me to replace my dress
His shiny, black and silk necklace
We went in and danced a lot
I pounced his feet, but then got caught
And then he tried to take my head
But I turned to him and said
You can't do that, old Sadiq
Cause even though you think I'm weak
I'm really strong, I'll fight and win
And old Sadiq, he gave right in
I told him how I'll grow up tall
And he will be the one that's small
But then things started turning sour
Cause he was talking to a flower
He said it was a secret mission
So I wanted his permission
To join in cause it looked fun
He said that I could be the one
To keep the secret from getting out
And people learning what it's about
Cause if they do, he said I am
The one who gets to conquer them
And then we went to get some treats
Sadiq and I ate lots of sweets
I asked if I could stay with him
And then his face got very grim
I liked him the best was my plea
But he said that I could only be
A visitor, but I could stay
If I cleaned his floor, I said okay
Cause if I don't get done by night
He'll let me stay till it's cleaned right
I'm glad cause this Sadiq is nice
I don't mind cleaning as the price
To stay with him, cause then I'd be
With someone who makes me happy
But then this crazy lady came
AND KISSED SADIQ RIGHT ON THE LIPS!!!
...
...
I wiped the red stuff off his face
Asked why she gave him an embrace
But he said it was time for bed
And took me home to sleep instead
But I came back to prom next day
Cause I had wanted more to play
Who knew things could go so wrong
Sadiq got ready to sing a song
I sat down and gave a cheer
Cause his song I want to hear
But the song was all about me
He called me names and laughed with glee
I was sad, he continued to sing
About me being his least favorite thing
I thought he was nice, but now I see
He pretended so to make fun of me
And so my song I will conclude
By saying Sadiq is mean and rude
A jerk, I hate him, the worst of men
And I won't be tricked by him again!
Sing, O Muse, of how much of a jerk Sadiq is~
And how he led on my poor like Herakles~
Sadiq is ugly and really mean
All he does is make me clean
But one day I'll be free
Then I'll make HIM clean for ME!
O Sadiq, you rotten man
I bet that's not even an all-over tan
Seeing as you never remove the voluminous robes
That constantly swathe thee from head to toes~
Sadiq's a jerk and doesn't care
All he does is curse and swear
I thought he wants to be my friend
But in the end, it's just pretend!
Sadiq, Sadiq, O Sadiq you jerk
Now we see your disguise won't work
For underneath the mask we see
You're just a foullittlerazzafrazzainsectofa[censored]parthenondestroyer[ceeeeensored]needstogodieinaFIRE
My good night song to Mama
Good night, mama, sleep in peace
Watching over you is Greece
I will keep you safe and sound
While you lie here on the ground
Don't you worry anymore
What the future has in store
Or the past, cause that's all through
Cause for now, I'll still love you
A Song About A Jerk
I wanted to go to the prom
And asked Sadiq instead of mom
I looked real nice from head to toes
Cause I was wearing Egypt's clothes
Sadiq didn't like what I was wearing
All he did was stand there staring
Then he made me take it off
And I was crying while he scoff'd
I thought I wouldn't get to go
And I was sad and full of woe
But he gave me to replace my dress
His shiny, black and silk necklace
We went in and danced a lot
I pounced his feet, but then got caught
And then he tried to take my head
But I turned to him and said
You can't do that, old Sadiq
Cause even though you think I'm weak
I'm really strong, I'll fight and win
And old Sadiq, he gave right in
I told him how I'll grow up tall
And he will be the one that's small
But then things started turning sour
Cause he was talking to a flower
He said it was a secret mission
So I wanted his permission
To join in cause it looked fun
He said that I could be the one
To keep the secret from getting out
And people learning what it's about
Cause if they do, he said I am
The one who gets to conquer them
And then we went to get some treats
Sadiq and I ate lots of sweets
I asked if I could stay with him
And then his face got very grim
I liked him the best was my plea
But he said that I could only be
A visitor, but I could stay
If I cleaned his floor, I said okay
Cause if I don't get done by night
He'll let me stay till it's cleaned right
I'm glad cause this Sadiq is nice
I don't mind cleaning as the price
To stay with him, cause then I'd be
With someone who makes me happy
But then this crazy lady came
AND KISSED SADIQ RIGHT ON THE LIPS!!!
...
...
I wiped the red stuff off his face
Asked why she gave him an embrace
But he said it was time for bed
And took me home to sleep instead
But I came back to prom next day
Cause I had wanted more to play
Who knew things could go so wrong
Sadiq got ready to sing a song
I sat down and gave a cheer
Cause his song I want to hear
But the song was all about me
He called me names and laughed with glee
I was sad, he continued to sing
About me being his least favorite thing
I thought he was nice, but now I see
He pretended so to make fun of me
And so my song I will conclude
By saying Sadiq is mean and rude
A jerk, I hate him, the worst of men
And I won't be tricked by him again!