Fic; Ron/Blaise, R/NC-17

[tousled_quill]

Title: Fifty Lashes
Pairing: Ron Weasley/Blaise Zabini
Rating: So, so R. NC-17, even.
Summary: It's Ron/Blaise PWOP! With spanking! Strike me down now, oh gods of decent writing. Strike. Me. Down.
Author's Note: A little basic info: Ron and Blaise are engaged in wtf_drarry, where I RP. Oh, and they were briefly having a threesome with Seamus, who is in love

Comments

[purple_chalk]

You brat. *licks*

[tousled_quill]

But you love me. *snogs*

[purple_chalk]

Exactly.

[shortcircuited]

YOU'RE THE WHORE. GOD. Anyways. YAY.

Because this is the way they sort their problems

Word. They are not a normal fluffy happy couple. Always twisting and colliding within their own little worlds, trying to make one of their own. Sitting and talking calmly is not their style. KUDOS FOR GETTING THAT, KATYPANTS.

A snort from the offending party startles him out of this reverie. “You can’t tell me you’ve never been spanked before,” Ron says, his face steadily approaching a more acceptable color. “With all the experience you’ve had…”

“Of course I’ve never been spanked before!” Blaise gasps, shocked. “What do you think I am, some sort of common whore?” He pauses for thought and then amends, “Well, I’m not common, in any case. And spanking is…lowering.”

Amidst all the SUPER AWESOME PORN this has to be my favorite. Well. One of my favorites. Because yes, Blaise is a big whore. BUT NOT COMMON. NEVER COMMON.

Ron’s eyes glint and darken. “So is watching your fiancée flirt with cute waiters,” he says, dangerously. “So is watching your

[tousled_quill]

OK I LOVE YOU TOO BUT HOLY HELL I THINK THAT IS THE LONGEST COMMENT ANYONE HAS EVER LEFT ME.

And if you print that out and someone finds it I WILL NOT TAKE THE BLAME FOR ALL THE WEIRD LOOKS YOU GET.

And we really, really abuse the capslock button. WE ARE WORSE THE HARRY. That's bad, Lauren.

Psssh and of course I love you enough to write you porn. PWOP, even. Which we all know I don't do well with.

I AM SO AWESOME BECAUSE I KNOW YOU.

The Bilar in your icon still unnerves me.

I forgot what I was gonna say next so...have my children?

[shortcircuited]

Normally PWOP goes against my better instincts, but it was requested, so it now exists.

NOW I FEEL BAD. :(

[tousled_quill]

DO NOT FEEL BAD. READ ABOVE REPLY.

[riceball]

HOT.

SO FREAKING HOT.

I DEMAND MORE! SO....MUCH....MORE.

[tousled_quill]

Aww, I'm glad you think it's hot.

But :O!!! MORE PWOP??? I suppose, for you...

Did you request anything specific that I am horribly late doing need to work on when I asked on ooc_wtf, or did you have something else in mind? :)

[ohharry]

Uh...

Can Ron please spank Harry? Please?

[tousled_quill]

Hehehehe. Nope. But if you want me to write Oliver doing it...

Actually I have a Harry/Oliver drabble to finish and show you. *Wanders off to finish it*

[ohharry]

NOW NOW NOW NOW I WANT IT NOW

[mymomishotter]

GOD WTF >(