awful white

[towel]

I have febreezed my mattress and flipped it twice-ways. I have purchased and installed a mattress pad with vinyl membrane (at no small cost I might add). I have topped it with the whitest of white sheets, crisp and synthetic. Further defilement of my nest will thusly be averted and ALL deposits detected, in stark contrast to the brilliant ocean of

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[wevah]

To complement the stark white sharpness of your sheets I have arranged for a simple measure of sympathy in the form of blood to be deposited at some unknowable time in the future via your front window. If I get my money's worth, it'll splash on a plant and look like a rejected prop from a John Carpenter movie. The people in Central Square are very efficient when it comes to TCB.

you know that

[anonymous]

you are inviting chaos. your sheets, the white canvas.

inexplicable grass stains?

Re: you know that

[towel]

I am fearless.

Re: you know that

[towel]

I am fearless.