Eames is gonna be doing so much masticating now that he has his own mental kink meme, bless his cotton socks.
Thanks for reminding me what a unique place Tara Gilesbie's mind is and for writing this. My cheeks are aching from so much smiling. Chapter 4 is the best thing in the world. Arthur saying 'he put his thingie into my you-know-what' causes so much mind-fuckery. xx
*takes a bow* You are so welcome! Glad I could make you laugh. I'm pleased by what a good response this is getting (even though all I did was work over the original. XD)
Dear lord, I don't even know what to say to this. I actually started to giggle somewhere from the fifth paragraph and never managed to keep a straight face since. I don't know what's worse/better, the hilariously horrific fic itself or the dyslexic LOLCAT language in the A/Ns insisting "Arthur isn't a Mary Su".
"Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
"Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall buy thy beloved Eames! It seems neater.”
“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
Saito got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “Everyone knows, Arthur.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not dismantle Woobie’s company, then thou know what will happen to Eames!” he shouted. Then he ran away angrily with his briefcase. But not before telling me to wake up again.
I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. I took out my Beretta and contemplatively placed it against my head. But my totem said this was reality… Suddenly Eames came into the Eiffel Tower.
WHY?!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying from oxygen deprivation. You're awesome!
I think I commented in the kink meme thread and quoted something like half the story at you. :) But I want to comment again now that I've gotten inceptficfinder to re-find this for me (so I could rec it to someone else) because, yup, it's still awesome. XD
The "bitchface" line is beyond amazing, the end is terrific, and I still basically just love everything about this story. Well freaking done.
*bows* I'm really happy that so many people liked this so much the first time, and I'm even more excited that you wanted to come back to it! :D Thank you! I couldn't have written it without the awesome Inception community (so much comic gold).
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Thanks for reminding me what a unique place Tara Gilesbie's mind is and for writing this. My cheeks are aching from so much smiling. Chapter 4 is the best thing in the world. Arthur saying 'he put his thingie into my you-know-what' causes so much mind-fuckery. xx
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"Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
I'm sorry, I just can't - *tears of laughter*
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"Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall buy thy beloved Eames! It seems neater.”
“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
Saito got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “Everyone knows, Arthur.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not dismantle Woobie’s company, then thou know what will happen to Eames!” he shouted. Then he ran away angrily with his briefcase. But not before telling me to wake up again.
I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. I took out my Beretta and contemplatively placed it against my head. But my totem said this was reality… Suddenly Eames came into the Eiffel Tower.
WHY?!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying from oxygen deprivation. You're awesome!
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And Spongebob + Eames = fantastic. B)
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I love you. seriously.
this made my day. (c is DAT out of character???)
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The "bitchface" line is beyond amazing, the end is terrific, and I still basically just love everything about this story. Well freaking done.
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