Characters: Sollux Captor and open
Setting: Starting in room 2-06, but you can assume he's wandering the halls anywhere, since he'll go out exploring.
Format: I'll follow your lead.
Summary: Sollux has just arrived (again) and he's confused and Unhappy about it.
Warnings: None yet.
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One minute, he was on the hornpile with Feferi )
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"What the fuck? That wath my quethtion. Not that I've gotten an anthwer yet," he said, hating his lisp. Why couldn't he at least be able to talk like a normal person, especially when he was meeting someone for the first time?
The kid was blond, but he didn't look like the other blond humans Sollux had seen. Not that he'd paid much attention. Trolling the humans was stupid, as he had told everyone, but it wasn't as though anyone listened to him. He was just tech support in their inane quest to look like complete losers in front of the last members of an alien race.
"Who are you?" he asked, red and blue eyes narrowing behind his glasses. "Are you TG?"
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Ed's brow furrowed, not at Sollux's lisp, because he didn't care about that. Right now he was trying to figure out what he was. His skin was a weird color, and Ed was pretty sure there were horns on his head and then... those teeth.
"Are you a chimera?"
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Fuck.
"I'm Thollukth Captor," he said. "Tho now you have my name. TG ith a human I know who lookth like you. What'th a chimera?"
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Wait. So he didn't know what chimera was...? If Sollux was one, he wouldn't need to ask what they were. He would have known. That's not the kind of thing that you can forget.
"It's creature created by using alchemy to combine two dissimilar creatures into a new, complete form." Enjoy your textbook answer, Sollux. This is not a topic he enjoys discussing.
"Name's Edward Elric, by the way."
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Stupid humans.
So he wasn't TG, or any of the others, he was pretty sure. And that was weird, because if he wasn't any of the four humans, how had he survived the end of their world? Unless he had been brought from his world before it was destroyed, which he supposed was possible.
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Ed stared. His eyes narrowed. "... And you're calling me a dumbass? How the hell is hatching from an egg normal? People don't hatch, dumbass."
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And that shut him up.
"We're born we don't hatch"
Ed was not going to have "THE TALK" with Sollux. This was not going to happen. Not here. Not now. Not ever. No, no, no, no.
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He waved that off. Really, now was not the time to discuss human reproduction. If there ever was a time for that, it was not now.
"Look, I'm an alien from another world. And technically, I wath part of creating your world, but I really don't care about that. What I care about ith figuring out where we are, and why. Are you with me on that, Edward Elric?" At least he could say HIS name, even if he couldn't say his own.
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He'd seen enough the first time he went through the Gate to know that his world wasn't the only planet with life, but as far as this guy being part of creating his world? Yeah, no. It wasn't important and he really didn't care either way.
"Good to hear because I don't care at all, but I'm with you on that"
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There was a note next to the bed he'd woken up in.
Sollux walked back to his bed and picked up the note to read.
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This. This was a joke right? He reread everything twice over, focusing on five words: your world has been destroyed.
"What the... what the fuck?" He looked up, eyes wide. Sollux was reading something too. "Did you get one of these?"
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