[public] A little early Christmas present to myself...

[toxic_bullseye]

I was walking along today, and spotted this out of the corner of my eye.

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[mr9]

...Uh.

[toxic_bullseye]

What, you don't think its awesome?

[mr9]

Well, no.

[_tisbutascratch]

That looks like a fun book, Paulie.

Your hand's all scratched up, what happened?

[toxic_bullseye]

Nothing really... I think I just scratched my hand up against the cement or something.

[_tisbutascratch]

Did you trip and fall while drunk, li'l Georgia Peach? I TOLD you I could have had Ben drive you home.

[toxic_bullseye]

Insist next time... I was fucking stupid to not take you up on it.

[keylimelaugh]

Ahahaha, well there goes my idea for your present.

Also, what happened to your hand?

[toxic_bullseye]

Clar, you don't need to get me anything!

Messed it up a little bit ago. Its kinda fuzzy, I dont remember exactly what went down.

[keylimelaugh]

I'm going to get you something, you mark my words.

And is someone's ass in needing of a beating?

((OOC note - No, he can't handle it himself, the idiot))

[toxic_bullseye]

Uh, I guess you could say that. But its not really a big deal, I can handle it.

[coarse_fur]

HAHAHAHAH. I was right.

[toxic_bullseye]

Shut up, this is just for working in the shop. Something that I actually enjoy doing.

[coarse_fur]

Oh, I could tell from the last time I saw you in shop. But I guess it's a lot harder to saw your hand off with rope... although, I'm sure someone of your calibur could somehow manage that.

[mus_praefectus]

Ah, "The Book if Knots". I've come across that book a few times. In fact, I've met the men who wrote it. Very talented men.

[toxic_bullseye]

What?! Really? Thats so cool, Iceburg, sir!

You really are a very important person, aren't you?

[mus_praefectus]

Ah, I guess so.

[super_franky]

Psh, yeah right! Assburg, you're about as important as a butt rash.