everybody hates me
nobody loves me
that's why I eat worms

big ones
little ones
fat ones
skinny ones
everybody eats the worms

first you suck their heads
then you suck their tails
then you throw the skins away

everybody wonders why I eat worms
6 times a day
and for midnight snaaaaacks

wow...hvent been on this in a while

R.I.P. Bruce Paddock
July 1985- May 2005

We'll miss you buddy...

"Do me in the pooper!!!"

it is the summer of our smiles
it is the dawning of our lives
we are the beautiful people
we are the ones
the ones of the world
the ones of tomorrow
today is our tomorrow
tomorrow is our future
wake up to the sun
wake up to the sky
open your eyes
you'll understand soon...

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE SEXY BABY MAMAS OUT THERE!!!!

...my life is quickly falling apart...

yeah, it's a long ass song, but it doesn't deserve to be put under a cut...so don't bitch, just read or download ( Read more... )

my heart didn't beat at all this past weekend...I felt so fucking empty...like I had lost the one thing that was keeping me alive ( Read more... )

Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs,

Bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs,

Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears,

'Cause on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares!