I drink a whole lot, I mean I know I drink way too much most of the time and I'll wake up the next day with a blinding headache hazed eyes and my liver weeping. I didn't think I would wake up the next day with some some bad ass bruising, a sprained ankle and pretty much just feeling like I'd been hit with a car ( Read more... )

Stuff happens that makes me happy, I can rarely discuss it. Things that get me down I don't want to discuss. Probably why no one ever comments on my journal, lack of life drama ( Read more... )

I should not get drunk when I get pissed off, it's not healthy.

to quote Alice Cooper:

"I was throwing up blood in the morning, which is okay on stage but when it's just the Holiday Inn maid seeing it, it loses its impact."

I hate you motherfuckers that have tons of bullshit to post in your journals, that people care about and is relevant to your lives.

So, what's relevant to my life right now? My testicles itch like hell because of this shampoo I made the mistake of using that has minty stuff on it.

To sum it up: I've got itchy balls, have a nice day.

"I want to hold you close ( Read more... )

Not having a stable source of income sucks fucking ass. You know it's odd when you go fucking ape-shit on people, psycho and all such lovely, and then they come about and apologize to you and want to be your friend. Did I miss something? Well I guess everything is shiny now, or should be soon enough ( Read more... )

More on this later, along with the evils of pool cues and beating people at pool, badly, and then flirting with their girlfriends ( Read more... )

And I'm not exactly sure if the /age command in GW is accurate.

But according to that I've spent 273 hours and three minutes playing GW.

That's approx 11.3 days playing an MMORPG in the last month, although I have to admit I've left it to idle at times, but still it's a damn long time.

All you motherfuckers win, alright? All of you get to win. Give yourselves nice big pats on the back. I'm going to go fucking pass out or go to work, sober too much.

What would you think If ( Read more... )