"From the valley of fools commeth our hero, in his little VW Van he rolleth down country hills and smites other fools and heros just like him with his SATANIC ELECTRICAL GUITAR OF DOOM, and with this instrument of doom ... pickleish doom ... that from now on shall be called the SEGOD ... this this SEGOD our hero planned to rule all lands, get money ( Read more... )

"Old man look at my life ( Read more... )

Grendies -   [abbrev   /*-breev'/, /*-brev'/ n.   Common abbreviation for `abbreviation'.] says:
Your spiritual center cries out to me with tears of shackled dances @.@
Grendies -   [abbrev   /*-breev'/, /*-brev'/ n.   Common abbreviation for `abbreviation'.] says:
<[#_#]>  CONVERT CONVERT CONVERT ( Read more... )

OMGWTFBBQ! Ze weird dream ( Read more... )

*Jumps on the bandwagon, gets kicked off* FUCKERS ( Read more... )

Bloodrayne rules, Bloorayne is fucking sexy ... I admit it.
Harry potter is bloody good, I like reading the books ... I admit it.
I do NOT like it when Kushan forces me to take the horse up the pooper ... I admit it.

Did fuck all today, buried a dead bird, it was a sweet since, she was all...dead and she got caught in one of those nets that are ontop of the strawberries, the day before, so I took the little birdie in and gave her food and I knew she was going to die, thus I just got her a warm place to do that ... sweet little birdie ( Read more... )

"They say hackers often feel jumpy about eating nymphs"-Nethack, Fortune cookie.

Actually true, I always have felt all jumpy when I've eaten all kinds of nymphish women. Pori ( Read more... )

The Difference between Dial-up and Cable and ... being a Batmud Wiz ( Read more... )

All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go ( Read more... )