And Nobody Asked Me Why

[toy_obi]

Title: And Nobody Asked Why
Pairing: Jongkey
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Word Count: 1,549
Disclaimer: An SME representative has kindly sent me a letter to tell be that I, in fact, do not own Shinee... Contrary to my beliefs.
Summary: He didn't get the picture as to why I wasn't going to bother fixing our relationship until they broke up.

Comments

[damnafrica24]

YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING, AND THIS IS FABULOUS.

I totally thought that Key was being a diva until you actually introduced her, and now even I want to stab her. The way that he kept referring to himself in third person made me giggle. It was like he was trying to talk himself out of committing genocide. "No Kibum, bad Kibum, stay calm Kibum."

You should totally do that follow-up. 'Cause, you know, I have knives too. although it makes me sad that they aren't madly in love with each other ;-;

[toy_obi]

NO YOU SIR ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING. THIS COMMENT GAVE ME LIFE.

I honestly don't know who she is. Note that she doesn't have a name because I left it up to the viewer to picture. I was picturing Jessica from SNSD because I'm not too fond of her. I don't even know why. I figured people would assume it was Shin Sekyung, though.

Oooh yeah, I like genocide Key. I have a temper so I can relate to him when he is calming himself down.

I am totally going to do a follow up because my friend is pulling my hair about the M&M's.

[atomic_boom]

OHMYGOD WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT? I LOVE IT ♥

[toy_obi]

O///O I AM HAPPY. Thank you!

[fatefulldestiny]

You. You MUST write the m&m portion. If you don't those knives will be in MY hands. You know what I've done. Kay? Kay. You know I love it sooo yeah. Kay, Bye Love.

Anmine~