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[toyrobots]

And on the 6th day, God created corn syrup- and it was pretty fucking sweet.

And He said: Let this sweet shit be the second ingredient in Me-damn everything.

And it was pretty fucking sweet, let me tell you.

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It's always sweeter when the devil makes it

[sidthesquish]

And so the devil looked upon God's creation and grew jealous.

With Unholy fury he raised his fist intent on creating something even sweeter.

So on the 6th day Sucralose was created in the depths of the foulest of hells.

The Devil looked upon his creation and smiled, for he had created something six hundred times sweeter than sugar, twice as sweet as saccharin, and four times as sweet as aspartame. And he laughed at God's simple creation for it wasn't as sweet as the Devil's

And it was good.