1st Rankyaku: Accidental Voice / Action

[toysrusreject]

Strange... [page flip] What could be the purpose of this book? [It doesn't even seem like the owner of the voice realizes that he is being recorded.]

[Action]

[In the center of town, there is a man dressed in all black with a black cap on skimming through his journal, while sitting on the edge of the fountain. Next to him was a pair of New Feather

Comments

[breadsnarf]

[Look! It's a red dinosaur carrying some bread in his mouth. He stops to look at the dude, though, tilting his head. That's a funny nose!]

[toysrusreject]

[Kaku stares right back. It's a good thing that he's seen scarier Sea Kings than him, otherwise this might be more than weird than it has to be. At least Kaku now knows that dinosaurs eat bread.

But then he proceeds to ignore Guilmon in favor of looking through the journal again.]

[breadsnarf]

[... Nom. He'll just pull that bread out, only to push it back into his mouth and swallow it in one bite.

And then he'll wave!]

Hi!

[toysrusreject]

[What? It can talk? Looking up to make sure the voice came from the dinosaur. It's waving at him.

... Huh.] Hello.

[Voice]

[gomugomunopwn]

YOU!?

They brought you here!? [Great. After everything that has happened they send Brook away and bring Kaku here]

[Voice]

[toysrusreject]

[Fumbling of the journal.]

It spoke!

[Voice]

[gomugomunopwn]

No it didn't speak! Are you an idiot!?

[Voice]

[toysrusreject]

[Picking it up, and taking a pause for thought.

So this book was a communication device after all.] Straw Hat Luffy?

[ Sort of Voice ]

[sniperkingftw]

[ OH HELL NO.

Excuse him while he swears like a damn fine pirate should. ]

[ Sort of Voice ]

[toysrusreject]

[Why is the journal swearing at him now?]

[voice]

[sappingmysentry]

...

Your nose... [chuckles]

Bonjour, and welcome to this little prison that we are all trapped in.

[voice]

[toysrusreject]

[He'll make believe that he didn't hear that first part.]

Prison? It doesn't seem like much of a prison.

[voice]

[sappingmysentry]

Some people do not consider it one; that is simply my interpretation, given the circumstances. You were brought here by... How can I explain this without sounding certifiably insane... these creatures, called Malnosso, brought everyone here, and they are apparently doing experiments on all of us. Also, they jammed wings into our backs for some reason. As well, there is no need for money, which admittedly came as a shock to me, and apparently, no one can die permanently here, although I have not experienced that for myself.

[voice]

[toysrusreject]

[Now this guy notice the wings on his back, so he might look a little confused before settling into an indifferent kind of face. Least it explains his sore back.]

That sounds a little unbelievable. Why doesn't anyone just leave?

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Tch, of all the...

[after all the shit that's happened? Sanji has no time for pleasantries]

Listen up, shithead; I'm only saying this once.

I dunno why this place chose to drag you in, but you're in Luceti. Consider it your personal hellhole for however long you're unlucky enough to stay. No, there's no way out, but if you wanna take a crack at the barriers, go ahead and exhaust your ass out.

And just in case you're from some time before we kicked your ass, consider this your only warning:

Touch any of my crew and you won't have to worry about the shitty Malnosso kidnapping you again.

[Voice]

[toysrusreject]

[No response from Kaku. He gets the threat, but he'll ponder on what you said there, Sanji. Barriers and something about possibly being from a time before Enies Lobby?

Something's up. But Kaku can't stay quiet forever, can he?] A bold statement.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

And a true one at that, shithead.

Believe what you want, but denial's not going to be kind to you.

[Voice]

[toysrusreject]

Very well. I'll keep your "advice" in mind, pirate.