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[toywiththeworld]

I swear to whatever fucking deity you pray to, that when I catch the little bitch who did this, you will be begging for death. I will torture you to within an inch of your GODFORSAKEN LIFE, AND I WILL MAKE YOU ENJOY IT.

...when I can move. Bitch.

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[bring_me_sake]

Larxene, are you okay do you need help? What happened?

[toywiththeworld]

Oh, I'm just peachy, professor. Or at least I will be when I catch the little bitch who decided that comepletely drenching me with water would be a fun idea. My bones have seized up, and my magic is going to be on the fritz all day now.

Excuse me while I go and throw things.

[bring_me_sake]

Throwing things might be difficult if you can't move, no?

I'll get there when I can, 'kay? We'll figure something out.
(Do you have a preference of sweets? I have some chocolate frogs somewhere otherwise, at least they make good projectiles.)

[toywiththeworld]

I can move. It just hurts when I do it, so I choose not to.

Don't bother. It goes away eventually. I'm sparking all over the place, anyway. Unless, of course, you're looking to be electrocuted? Or perhaps you have some sort of Muggle appliance that you'd like to use for a bit. I'm sure I'm good for at least half an hour at the moment.

[tipofagunblade]

I won't be the jerk to take advantage of the fact that you can't move to make fun of you from a safe distance. I'm smarter than that and know that you'd rightfully try to zap me until I was charred. Man, I could hear your screams all the way over at my bunk. Anyway, just looking out for my crazy bitch, that's all. *smug smile widens more*

[toywiththeworld]

I will kill you. I will kill you so fucking hard that your ghost with be singing soprano.

Fuck. If I didn't hurt like a bitch all over, I'd do it right now

[washuthegreat]

As much as I may be curious about your current condition, I do hope you improve soon. Would you like something to put on your door that lets you know when someone comes in? I find them quite useful while studying.

[toywiththeworld]

Make it kill the people who come in with water, and sure thing.

[washuthegreat]

I'm afraid the Ministry would frown upon that.

[toywiththeworld]

The Ministry is no fun whatsoever.

Do it anyway.

[japgowizard]

Problem, Larxene?

[toywiththeworld]

[japgowizard]

Cat got your tongue?

[toywiththeworld]

No. Would you like me to rip yours out?

[friendlyscalpel]

Water? On you? Dearest me. I wonder how they managed to catch you unawares.

Even I...

You are fine now, I presume? If not, stop by.

[toywiththeworld]

Oh, Master Akabane! I was worried you had forgotten about little old me~

I'm quite fine now. Although, if I ever catch the bitch who did it, you will be tending to her in pieces.

[friendlyscalpel]

Are you that certain that whoever the culprit was was female?

From what I have seen, they snuck up behind you in a hallway, unless I misread, perhaps.

And I could never forget about you. After all, I still have one of your little knives indented in my infirmary office.

[toywiththeworld]

I was asleep, Akabane-sir. Certain...incidents have taught me to always be wary when walking the hallways. Therefore, the 'culprit' is female because males can't enter the girls dorms.

*smirk*

Oh, Akabane-sir, I'm touched! You kept it! Although, it's a kunai, not a 'little knife'. Be careful now, you might hurt my feelings~