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[toywiththeworld]

Okay, sweethearts, some simple, easy to follow rules for the planned Slytherin invasion.

- Wake me up, and I will kill you
- Do not take this to mean you can do anything to me while I'm asleep. I will wake up, and I will tear your heart out from your throat.
- Think of something imaginative. It's getting dull around here again. If this keeps up, I may

Comments

[tipofagunblade]

Larxy, baby! It's been too long. But there are things to address: Firstly, the heart is not located in the throat. Tearing from thre and working your way is fairly violent, but I think plucking from the chest is a little more intimidating-especially the whole "going through the rib cage" bit. Secondly, the caring about people thing is only to give them the illusion that I do. You know to always have a plan set for a trap. But apparently, you couldn't help but notice me having such a good time that you felt a little bit jealous and had to point it out. It's okay, Larx, I'll share some of my "popularity" with you. *dramatic voice* Oh, how I've missed you, my flaxen-haired, pox-ridden harpy.

[toywiththeworld]

Oh, Seifer. The word 'from' here meaning 'via'. As in, I will reach down your throat and go through any necessary objects, vital or otherwise, to wrap my hand around your heart and tear it out.

From your throat.

It's cute that you think I'll believe you. Truly. As for the noticing, babydoll, it's hard not to notice a big man like you making a fool of himself over a twelve year old. You do know she's underaged, right? And here I thought you had a taste for older women.

[tipofagunblade]

Just like you, Larx, taking the easy way out. Complain over semantics and never add anything real to the conversation. Tsk tsk. As for the other comments, I know you're just jealous that I'm not throwing my attention to you. I know you'd rather have me as your lovefool. But alas, you're dull. Your attitude towards the human race, your bangs that make you look like a cricket, your go-to seduction face with the finger to the mouth like you're covering a "cold sore"...it's all just bland. You say everything anybody does around here is "contrived", but you know very well there's nothing more contrived than pointing out what is "contrived." Point is:

bitch, please.

[toywiththeworld]

[fan_of_sand]

Don't you ever get tired of stirring things up?

[toywiththeworld]

Not particularly. How's Shikamaru?

[fan_of_sand]

Figures.
The idiot? I have no idea.

[toywiththeworld]

Hmm-mm, you should be a little more careful about who you get delirious in front of, babydoll

[impassive_eyes]

Tell me you are not condoning this idiocy.

Maybe I can get permission to sleep in the library...

[toywiththeworld]

Do you really think they'd listen to me one way or the other? I won't waste my breath on something that's none of my business.

Unless, of course, they wake me up. Then it becomes my business.

[impassive_eyes]

So, they're really going through with this?????!!!

[toywiththeworld]

I haven't the faintest idea. Not my business~

[princecheeky]

Why should the prince ever want to harm Naruto-kun? Especially after he's so helpfully volunteered to stir up the pitifully boring peasants?~

And messy, yes, but they're so pretty when they get all riled up.~ Playing directly with the engines in your toys breaks them much faster anyway, as I'm sure you know, princess. ♥

[toywiththeworld]

Pretty? I'm more one for amusement than aesthetics, truth be told.

And a toy is only really broken if it's no fun to play with. You should know that.