What Hath God Wrought?

[tpoa]

The Updated Ten Commandments (By Katie)

1. Thy meat shall not bounce.
2. Thou shalt not put vegetables in thy jello.
3. Thou shalt not wear pink Converse.
4. Thou shalt not inflict Country Music on any living thing.
5. Thou shalt not use the d20 System for anything other than Dungeons and Dragons.

...the rest to be posted later.
-T

Comments

[tyler_adams]

Agreed to #5, though I consider d20 Modern a valid extension of Dungeons and Dragons.

[faery_007]

Yeah ... those pink Converse. Atrocious. *rolls eyes*

Though #2 *is* disgusting - as is country music.

And d20 is fine, for the appropriate games and settings. B5 would blow on any other. But, hey - most people ("gamers") have only played D&D and Vampire. Whatev.

... Do boobs count as meat? Just a strange image of stationary boobs.

[tpoa]

Meat not bouncing refers to SPAM.
-T

[faery_007]

ohgross. Agreed. Does it really bounce?

[tpoa]

Yes, it does.
-T

[limitedreagent]

I've gotta disagree with #4, since some county music isn't bad, just like rap. I also have to disagree with #5, since Star Wars Saga Edition is one of the best RPGs I've seen to come out in recent time and it is d20 without the D&D.

The others I have no problem with.

[iron_cleft]

#1-3 Agreed
#4-5 Are Both Acceptable
You have obviously missed #6 which clearly states that and I quote...
#6 "For every thirty pack of MGD or Coors light thou shall tithe one thirtieth to Mitchell D. Welke, and in return he shall allow you to continue your drunken debauchery…”

This was originallythe 11th commandment but moses didn't know who I was so he never told anyone...

[tpoa]

Only you, Mitch. Only you.
-T