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[tpol]

Am hiding in a cupboard to see if people care enough to notice I am gone.

Still not captain.

Comments

[doctor_mccoy]

*looks into the cupboard*

Aren't they all looking for you.. erm... miss?

[tom_paris]

Hi there! I'm Tom.
Damn she's attractive for a Vulcan...
::thinks about joining the sexy Vulcan in the cupboard::

[chakotay]

Hello, my name is Chakotay. I'm from the future, the starship Voyager and I'm secretly in love with my captain who doesn't listen to me either, the bitch. My area of expertise is human mating behavior personnel matters but I'd love to learn more about Vulcan mating behavior. Are you in heat?. Are you interested in sex? exchanging information?

[tom_paris]

Hey Chakotay, is the ship on it's way?
I saw her first!

I'm beaming to the Enterprise while I'm waiting.
The ship's *really* making me claustrophobic now...Help! B'Elanna!
::stifles his panic::

[jonathan_archer]

A little passive-aggressive behavior from an unemotional species. Heh.