I'm bored. And also a sheep.
Go to your playlist.
Hit shuffle.
Choose the first twenty songs - YOU CANNOT SKIP ONE. If it's embarrassing you just have to live with it.
With those twenty songs you must post a lyric from each of the songs.
See if anybody can guess what songs they are from. If they are guessed you can cross them out. Try to get rid of all of them.
1) "I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth/ The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south"
2) "We're quite a pair of partners/ Just Like Thelma and Louise/ 'cept you're not six feet tall/ Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees/ (Give it time)" Road to Rhode Island from Family Guy.
3) "I've read this tale/ there's wedding then betrayal/ I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide." I'll Never Tell from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
4) "Walking to the church with the Spanish candles/ Daily borracho says 'que putas!'/ Andale, Joto, your popsicle is melting" Que Onda Gueor by Beck
5) "I can’t get used to living without living without/ Living without you by my side/ I don’t want to live alone hey/ God knows got to make it on my own"
6) "Tourist info said I'd have a good time"
7) "Down an unknown road/ To embrace my fate/ Though the road may wander/ It will lead me to you"
8) "I think Callas sang a lovely "norma"/ You prefer Robson in "deep river"/ I may not be so manly/ But still i know you love me"
9) "I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it"
10) "I'm crazy mad for him, and he's crazy mad for me/ When he steps off that train, I'm heading for, a fight/ Work all day to earn his pay, so we can play all night" My Baby Takes the Morning Train by Sheena Easton
11) "Take a good look you're bound to see/ That you and me were meant to be for each other/ Silly girl" Martha My Dear by The Beatles.
12) "I wasn't born so much as I fell out/ Nobody seemed to notice me" Lost in the Supermarket by The Clash
13) "Dream of better lives the kind which never hates/ Trapped in the state of imaginary grace" I'll Melt With You by Modern English
14) "If I could stick my pen in my heart/ And spill it all over the stage/ Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya/ Would you think the boy is strange? Ain't he strange?"
15) "You can't understand why all the other boys are going for the/ New, tall, elegant rich kids/ I'll admit it is a bitch, kid/ But if they don't see the quality then it is apparent that/ You're going to have to change/ Or you're going to have to go with girls"
16) "All evidence has been buried/ all tapes have been erased/ but your footsteps give you away" Backdrifts by Radiohead.
17) "Your mind is fancy and your car is bitchin'" Is She Weird? by the Pixies.
18) "They had us over for an outdoor New Year's party/ Though it was 10 below there was food and drink aplenty/ They got excited as we counted down with them/ And when we kissed them our lips stuck to their heads"
19) "Look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology/ Ain't got time to make no apology"
20) "You'll suffer till the end of time/ Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme" Robot Hell from Futurama.
I will say this:
Number 10 is the most embarassing song possible.
Ben will get Number 11 in 2.3 seconds. Check.
Jazmine will get Number 13 in 2.3 seconds.
Number 17 is the greatest line from a song ever, and I know some funny facts about this song.
I am legally obligated to marry the first person to get Number 20. Looks like
obsessical and I are hearing wedding bells.
Good luck and HAVE FUN!