So, I saw this picture recently... (Not My Dress)
It was a clip art cartoon thing of a woman with her feet up on the desk. Between her legs she was holding a gun pointed at a computer. I wish, if that could have helped, I could have struck that pose and then fired away. Sadly, because it was a problem with a program and not the computer itself...
Anyhow, I need this Not My Dress entry. Not only has work been crazy busy, enough so that I've had my status on gmail set as busy, but then that came up and I just mentally want to write it all off.
So, to help restore equilibrium (that movie is showing on Sci-Fi on Saturday, I think) and sanity, you're getting THREE (that's right! count 'em! three!) dresses to look at today, with comments. Truth be told, I'm finding that the more I look at dresses, the more I am able to think they are pretty but just not for me. The snarkiness is harder to pull out. So, instead of trying to come up with three points for each, you're getting one per dress. Heh.
Not My Dress - Week 6
Dress 1: Satin beaded corset with cuff neckline and beaded tulle ballgown skirt. No train.
Why this is Not My Dress: "Look Mommy! I want to be a ballerina when I grow up!"
Dress 2: Satin mermaid with double banded sweetheart neckline and beaded metallic embroidery. Chapel train.
Why this is Not My Dress: "My heart beats only for you. See? I even had it embroidered on my chest."
Dress 3: Tulle and organza A-line with beaded lace and vertical ruffle skirt.
Why this is Not My Dress: "Come out, come out wherever you are, Christian Siriano!"
Edit: Let me rant one moment at the tech guy (outside company) who was emailing us. Sure, he figured out what the issue was and it was strange. However, after three emails on both my part and his, you'd think he'd get my name right. He wrote in the last one: "Tracy/[name of another woman], In the future, please feel free to contact me directly if you have any issues/questions." I felt like responding: "Only if you spell my name right, buddy. It's in the email address and I signed it three frickin' times."
Yes, I am a little cranky. Actually, I should make my mood reflect that down below. *nods*
Anyhow, I need this Not My Dress entry. Not only has work been crazy busy, enough so that I've had my status on gmail set as busy, but then that came up and I just mentally want to write it all off.
So, to help restore equilibrium (that movie is showing on Sci-Fi on Saturday, I think) and sanity, you're getting THREE (that's right! count 'em! three!) dresses to look at today, with comments. Truth be told, I'm finding that the more I look at dresses, the more I am able to think they are pretty but just not for me. The snarkiness is harder to pull out. So, instead of trying to come up with three points for each, you're getting one per dress. Heh.
Not My Dress - Week 6
Dress 1: Satin beaded corset with cuff neckline and beaded tulle ballgown skirt. No train.
Why this is Not My Dress: "Look Mommy! I want to be a ballerina when I grow up!"
Dress 2: Satin mermaid with double banded sweetheart neckline and beaded metallic embroidery. Chapel train.
Why this is Not My Dress: "My heart beats only for you. See? I even had it embroidered on my chest."
Dress 3: Tulle and organza A-line with beaded lace and vertical ruffle skirt.
Why this is Not My Dress: "Come out, come out wherever you are, Christian Siriano!"
Edit: Let me rant one moment at the tech guy (outside company) who was emailing us. Sure, he figured out what the issue was and it was strange. However, after three emails on both my part and his, you'd think he'd get my name right. He wrote in the last one: "Tracy/[name of another woman], In the future, please feel free to contact me directly if you have any issues/questions." I felt like responding: "Only if you spell my name right, buddy. It's in the email address and I signed it three frickin' times."
Yes, I am a little cranky. Actually, I should make my mood reflect that down below. *nods*