the strangest thing just happened. i woke up about 30 minutes having to pee really bad, and ever since I've been sooo wide awake. That has legitimately never happened to me before. Normally if I wake up, I am back asleep within the next five minutes, haha. Anyways- there was my sleep rant ( Read more... )

i'm a walking bad decision.

i'm coming to long beach on monday night or tuesday morning and then leaving wednesday night or thursday morning. jimmy so very nicely reminded me that school started on thursday so my plans may have to change and i may just have to take monday off work or work monday day instead of monday night so that things can be arranged. i need to see some lb ( Read more... )

i lost my license. fuck.

i have a drinking problem.

i found a new hobby
its called being naked and eating and doing nothing all day.

my. head. hurts. so. bad. holy. hell.

you know you're an alcoholic when ( Read more... )

what if we stop having a ball ( Read more... )

there is like a 25% chance that i am still drunk. well...probably more than that, but i still feel coherent. i did some stupid shit last night. got wasted really quickly, the quickest that i have ever gotten wasted. i sucked down two vanilla stoli and coke's in seven minutes, brandi timed it because she's gay like that. we were kind of celebrating ( Read more... )