[IC (Norrien)]
Shit, it's been a while. Been way too distracted with everything going on, haven't even been in the book that much. Kinda busier working on stuff here, keeping an eye on Kres before that to make sure he wasn't about to go batshit again and all that and okay, where the fuck to start.
So. His asshole uncle died (which is apparently also his brother's dad? You got a weird fucking family fancypants) and so his brother writes all KRESTIN HELP and we ended up packing up and going out to Eversong to help out with shit and all and fuck this is exhausting no WONDER he needed help with all of it and okay, I don't guess I mind, he's an alright kid even if we don't see eye to eye on some shit and thinks me and Kres are doing shit wrong cause we're not married or something? Fuck that. I sure don't wanna be tied down like that and I'm pretty damn sure Kres would run screaming if I ever even tried bringing it up anyway and yeah that's never fucking happening, sorry kid. He's pretty okay besides that but he needs to learn to leave the fucking door shut and you know what it isn't our fault if he's never gonna unsee some things.
And then I FINALLY GOT LAID did I mention that part because it's been like five fucking weeks and it's ABOUT FUCKING TIME and okay that's kind of a dick thing to say (hah, dick) because okay he's had a lot of fucking issues and it means maybe some of them are better now and he's not gonna be so fucking twitchy over EVERYTHING and I can actually touch the guy without worrying he'll freak out and go sleep on the floor or something but look it was OVER A MONTH and I'm allowed to be fucking excited.
Kinda hoping it means he's gonna be okay with some other shit too. Still dunno if he's coming with when I move to Dalaran, I mean, yeah he's been living with me for the better part of a year and when did THAT happen, holy shit-- but it's not like, living together living together, right? It's my place and I let him stay cause I like having him there and he doesn't mind being there and doesn't mind there's barely any fucking room, but he's just kinda there and all. If we do this and if he comes with me and we both move and it's more our house right from the start there then it'll be different and I dunno how he'd take that.
I mean, I know I want it. Dumb as it might be I still love the guy even when he's being skittish over everything and I'm not getting laid and he puts up with all my shit but I dunno. No idea where I stand with him now or whether loving him means he's gonna give up and run or whether he does maybe feel the same way a little bit except probably not, he doesn't really seem like the type and all so he's prooobably gonna freak out and get the fuck outta here when I move but we don't really talk about it. Not sure I wanna talk about it. Things are pretty good right now so why go ruining shit by bringing it up, right.
Better off not thinking about it.
But speaking of ruining shit I REALLY FUCKING HATE whichever one of my dumbassed grandparents had the bright fucking idea to fuck a human and can I bribe a bronze to let me go back in time and punch them in their stupid face because I totally would. It'd be so worth whatever the fuck they wanted for it.
There's a lot of shit I figure my family never told me and the worst fucking way to find out an enchantment EXISTS is when it quits fucking working. Seriously you couldn't fucking sit me down and go SO BY THE WAY you're part human and also yeah, guess what, your ears are actually like half that long and we're hiding the fuck out of this so you don't get fucking stabbed or something YOU'RE WELCOME. Yeah, thanks fuckers. You DICKS.
So we called the Duke in to fix it and that's great, what I REALLY FUCKING NEEDED was to have to tell a fucking magister I'm a halfbreed one quarter human, that's just great. At least he-- I'm not gonna say he's okay with it, but he's okay with me which is the important bit here and he put a temporary illusion thing on while he works on getting that stupid fucking enchantment onto something I'm not gonna lose this time.
...Pretty sure that was the most awkward conversation I've had in like. Ever. At least since I first tried telling Kres I was interested and all cause that was ALSO fucking awkward as shit. That was also something I totally needed, having to tell my magister buddy about that piercing I got and man, of all the fucking places I'd never have expected to have to keep a piece of magic fucking jewelry that's top of the fucking list. At least I know it's gonna stay pretty damn safe there? Still. Fucking awkward.
Should've offered to show him. Red as his face was turning, maybe I could've gotten it to go purple. Might try it next time.
So. His asshole uncle died (which is apparently also his brother's dad? You got a weird fucking family fancypants) and so his brother writes all KRESTIN HELP and we ended up packing up and going out to Eversong to help out with shit and all and fuck this is exhausting no WONDER he needed help with all of it and okay, I don't guess I mind, he's an alright kid even if we don't see eye to eye on some shit and thinks me and Kres are doing shit wrong cause we're not married or something? Fuck that. I sure don't wanna be tied down like that and I'm pretty damn sure Kres would run screaming if I ever even tried bringing it up anyway and yeah that's never fucking happening, sorry kid. He's pretty okay besides that but he needs to learn to leave the fucking door shut and you know what it isn't our fault if he's never gonna unsee some things.
And then I FINALLY GOT LAID did I mention that part because it's been like five fucking weeks and it's ABOUT FUCKING TIME and okay that's kind of a dick thing to say (hah, dick) because okay he's had a lot of fucking issues and it means maybe some of them are better now and he's not gonna be so fucking twitchy over EVERYTHING and I can actually touch the guy without worrying he'll freak out and go sleep on the floor or something but look it was OVER A MONTH and I'm allowed to be fucking excited.
Kinda hoping it means he's gonna be okay with some other shit too. Still dunno if he's coming with when I move to Dalaran, I mean, yeah he's been living with me for the better part of a year and when did THAT happen, holy shit-- but it's not like, living together living together, right? It's my place and I let him stay cause I like having him there and he doesn't mind being there and doesn't mind there's barely any fucking room, but he's just kinda there and all. If we do this and if he comes with me and we both move and it's more our house right from the start there then it'll be different and I dunno how he'd take that.
I mean, I know I want it. Dumb as it might be I still love the guy even when he's being skittish over everything and I'm not getting laid and he puts up with all my shit but I dunno. No idea where I stand with him now or whether loving him means he's gonna give up and run or whether he does maybe feel the same way a little bit except probably not, he doesn't really seem like the type and all so he's prooobably gonna freak out and get the fuck outta here when I move but we don't really talk about it. Not sure I wanna talk about it. Things are pretty good right now so why go ruining shit by bringing it up, right.
Better off not thinking about it.
But speaking of ruining shit I REALLY FUCKING HATE whichever one of my dumbassed grandparents had the bright fucking idea to fuck a human and can I bribe a bronze to let me go back in time and punch them in their stupid face because I totally would. It'd be so worth whatever the fuck they wanted for it.
There's a lot of shit I figure my family never told me and the worst fucking way to find out an enchantment EXISTS is when it quits fucking working. Seriously you couldn't fucking sit me down and go SO BY THE WAY you're part human and also yeah, guess what, your ears are actually like half that long and we're hiding the fuck out of this so you don't get fucking stabbed or something YOU'RE WELCOME. Yeah, thanks fuckers. You DICKS.
So we called the Duke in to fix it and that's great, what I REALLY FUCKING NEEDED was to have to tell a fucking magister I'm a halfbreed one quarter human, that's just great. At least he-- I'm not gonna say he's okay with it, but he's okay with me which is the important bit here and he put a temporary illusion thing on while he works on getting that stupid fucking enchantment onto something I'm not gonna lose this time.
...Pretty sure that was the most awkward conversation I've had in like. Ever. At least since I first tried telling Kres I was interested and all cause that was ALSO fucking awkward as shit. That was also something I totally needed, having to tell my magister buddy about that piercing I got and man, of all the fucking places I'd never have expected to have to keep a piece of magic fucking jewelry that's top of the fucking list. At least I know it's gonna stay pretty damn safe there? Still. Fucking awkward.
Should've offered to show him. Red as his face was turning, maybe I could've gotten it to go purple. Might try it next time.