Comments | tradgicyouth: Because surely, when Jesus went into Nazareth on a donkey, he must have got tarted up a bit.

tradgicyouth

Because surely, when Jesus went into Nazareth on a donkey, he must have got tarted up a bit.

Aug 09, 2005 13:48

This just in...Gerard Way = Jesus ChristSo if you want heaven to look fantabulous, all paved in golden bricks and stuff, go buy all the My Chemical Romance stuff you can find ( Read more... )

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happyconfusion7 August 9 2005, 18:51:27 UTC

erm.. i dont get it :P

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tradgicyouth August 9 2005, 18:53:24 UTC

'Tis a long story. If I wasn't running out the door to an interview I'd tell it, but you'll just have to wait until later tonight I guess. ;)

tradgicyouth August 10 2005, 00:13:21 UTC

Check out the comment from have_u_noticed, that's Joyce, she desided to explain the whole thing in comment form.

have_u_noticed August 10 2005, 00:07:31 UTC

Well people, think about it. Gerard through MCR gives hope to the hopeless and is worshipped by legions of fans the world over. Therefore he must be JC. NOw, I know what you're thinking. How can he be JC? He advocates violence and guns and all sorts of non JC type things. Here's why. JC took a step back, he re-evaluated the situation and saw the flaws in his last stint on earth. He was too nice. He's going for a more agressive approach. Furthermore, since this IS the second coming and the apocolyse is nigh, he's just helping it speed right along with all the guns and death and blood. But why would JC come back as the front man for a HUGELY successful rock band? Like George Carlin says "He neeeds MONEY!!!". God send Geard to rake in boucoup money so that they could finace expansions in heaven. They have to pave those streets in GOLD you know. So, Gerard was send to bring home the bacon so that Daddy can pay for the expansions. You know, suburban sprawl nad all that. Now, I bet you're thinking, "He's GOD, why would he buy gold? He could ( ... )

happyconfusion7 August 10 2005, 00:28:16 UTC

i get it now.
im just..not going to say anything for peace's sake.
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tradgicyouth August 10 2005, 00:30:14 UTC

Burning in hell I know, Mama told me that this evening already. ;)

have_u_noticed August 10 2005, 17:16:31 UTC

Geeze . . . I thought it was funny

Blasphemy . . . Blaspheyou!

tradgicyouth August 11 2005, 11:31:25 UTC

Blaspheverybodyintheroom!

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tradgicyouth August 10 2005, 23:36:30 UTC

You love us. You don't know what you'd do without us. ;) Actually, you probably do but wouldn't it be one boring life without me and Joyce around?