Jews according to Alana

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Jews are really cool. There are different kinds of Jews. The ccclest ones are halfjews. And the other ccclest kind are cherub Jews. And they wear wings and yalmukas. Some Jews are religious and some aren’t. You spell Jews, J-E-W-S. Jews are Jewish. They practice Judaism. Which is a religion. A lot of cool people are Jewish. Like Jesus.

Comments

[deneb]

okay, the fact that your mood is jewish is just awesome.

and this may sound wierd, but i've found in general that jews are really cool. damnit, i'm stereotyping!! ah well..

dan was jewish. that doesn't speak well for jews... but in general they're cool.. lol:)

[thehumanclams]

Jews make me feel like a natural woman.
I feel like making love with Jews.
If Jews want to call me baby, I said go ahead now.
I can't take my mind off of Jews.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeews made leave my happy hoooooome.

I'm out for now.

[trafficlighter]

I've got Jews under my skin,
I've got Jews deep in the heart of me.

[thehumanclams]

I gave a lot to Jews
But I take a lot from Jews, too
Jews slave a lot for me...

...Somewhere west of here Jews used to keep black dogs away
And now in hindsight
I love Jews

[rainbowpirate]

MY ESSAY'S BEEN PUBLISHED! I AM A FAMOUS WRITER NOW! this is so exciting! In fact, it's so exciting, it's Jewish!