i'm not very good at life these days, but i'm going to try better this week.

never again -- or not for at least two years -- will i have to say, "i can't hang out. i have school tomorrow."

some days i want to disappear.

look at me!
i'm the biggest dick in the world!

seriously. why? why do i drink?

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i think i'm going to have to break down and go to a laundromat tomorrow. i can no longer tolerate this crusty funk i've lived in the last month.

i got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one.

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thanksgiving. a great american holiday. that's right. all-american. canada took it from us because they want to be america. theirs is also a month too early. come on, canada. quit foolin' around. if you want to be like america, have it on the same day. we won't get mad at you. we'll stuff ourselves with turkey and mashed potatoes in north ( Read more... )

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